"Ah, the very uncommon guard rat, comes now in hordes."
"Everyone get out your D20s, its almost Initiative time."
"Where there's a will save, there's a way."
"I pull out my dagger. I never leave home without it."
"You're about to die, roll for death magic."
"If you're not back by morning, you're probably rat food."
"If you wish to join with the hacking and slashing, come on in."
"Laying on of hands? You just like touching people, I'm starting to feel left out. Damn high AC."
"How much damage do you do to the door with one kick? Roll your damage."
"I roll whatever skill check I need to roll to get this done."
Thanks my friends for another night of laughs. Just a reminder, don't drink the water from the well.